The Canine Collection of Poems

English Dogs to Southern Dawgs

(English) German Shepherd Dog (Southern) Poh-leece Dawg.
(English) Poodle (Southern) Circus Dawg.
(English) St. Bernard (Southern) "Thank Gawd, Here Comes The Whiskey Dawg"
(English) Doberman Pinscher (Southern--TWO versions) Bad A## Dawg, or Dobimin
Pincher. (English) Beagle (Southern) Rabbit Dawg
(English) Rottweiler (Southern) Bad A## AND Mean As He## Dawg. Good dawg to guard the still.
(English) Yellow Lab (Southern) Ol' Yeller Dawg.
(English) Black Lab (Southern) Duck fetchin' Dawg.
(English) Greyhound (Southern) Greased Lightnin' Dawg. (English) Malinois (Southern) Another type of Poh-leece Dawg.
(English) Blue Ticks, Red Bones, etc. (Southern) Prized Coon Dawgs.
(English) Pekinese (Southern) Mop Dawg.
(English) Chinese Crested (Southern) Nekkid Dawg.
(English) Dachsund (Southern) Wienie Dawg.
(English) Siberian Husky (Southern) Sled-Pullin' Dawg.
(English) Bouvier, Komondor (Southern) "What The He## Kinda Dawg Is That?"
(English) Great Dane, Mastiff (Southern) Danged BIG Dawg.
(English) Any dog that raids the henhouse (Southern) Egg-Suckin' Dawg.
(English) Any lazy dog (Southern) Good fer nothin' Dawg.
(English) Any dog that's died and been buried (Southern) Best danged Dawg I ever had.

By Jeff Kinman

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