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Top 10 Reasons To Breed Dogs

  • 10. Thought the house was too orderly
  • 9. Never did like having a full nights sleep
  • 8. Wanted my Vet to get a new BMW
  • 7. Thought the furniture looked too nice
  • 6. Love the sounds of puppies in the morning, noon, afternoon, evening, midnight, pre-dawn, etc.
  • 5. Garden and backyard needed renovations, and didn't want to pay a gardener.
  • 4. Neighbors didn't complain enough
  • 3. Kids weren't enough of a challenge
  • 2. If you can train & show one dog, why not ten
  • 1. Wanted to see if spouse really meant those vows

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