The Doggie Humor Collection

How Dogs and Men are the Same


  • 1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
  • 2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
  • 3. Both mark their territory.
  • 4. Neither tells you what's bothering them.
  • 5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
  • 6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
  • 7. Neither does any dishes.
  • 8. Both fart shamelessly.
  • 9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
  • 10. Both like dominance games.
  • 11. Both are suspicious of the postman.
  • 12. Neither understands what you see in cats.


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