How Dogs and Men are the Same
- 1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
- 2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
- 3. Both mark their territory.
- 4. Neither tells you what's bothering them.
- 5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
- 6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
- 7. Neither does any dishes.
- 8. Both fart shamelessly.
- 9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
- 10. Both like dominance games.
- 11. Both are suspicious of the postman.
- 12. Neither understands what you see in cats.
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