The Doggie Humor Collection

How Dogs are Better Than Men


  • 1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
  • 2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.
  • 3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.
  • 4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.
  • 5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
  • 6. Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw.)
  • 7. You can train a dog.
  • 8. Dogs are easy to buy for.
  • 9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK, the really worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it and you can kill the one that gives it to you).
  • 10. Dogs understand what "no" means.
  • 11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.





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