How Dogs are Better Than Men
- 1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
- 2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.
- 3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.
- 4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.
- 5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
- 6. Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and they never laugh
at how you throw.)
- 7. You can train a dog.
- 8. Dogs are easy to buy for.
- 9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK, the
really worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a
vaccine for it and you can kill the one that gives it to you).
- 10. Dogs understand what "no" means.
- 11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
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