The Doggie Humor Collection

New Breeds

Collie + Lhasa Apso= Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Spitz + Chow Chow= Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Pointer + Setter= Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund= Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso= Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel= Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever= Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound= Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog= Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador= Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer= Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute= Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier= Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Bull Terrier + Shitzu= Oh, never mind....

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