New Breeds
Collie + Lhasa Apso=
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
Spitz + Chow Chow=
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
Pointer + Setter=
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund=
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso=
Peekasso, an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel=
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever=
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
Newfoundland + Basset Hound=
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
Terrier + Bulldog=
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador=
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute + Pointer=
Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
Collie + Malamute=
Commute, a dog that travels to work
Deerhound + Terrier=
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
Bull Terrier + Shitzu=
Oh, never mind....
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