"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."

-- Dave Barry
"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl."

-- Penny Ward Moser
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."

-- Robert Benchley
"No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that that he can hold his own in the conversation."

-- Fran Lebowitz
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."

-- Rita Rudner
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money."

-- Joe Weinstein
"Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant."

-- Unknown
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."

-- Ann Landers
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
-- Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
-- Ben Williams

"Cat's Motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it."
-- Unknown

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
-- Josh Billings

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
-- Andrew A. Rooney