If you don't want to be greeted with paws and swinging tails,
don't come inside-because DOGS live here.

If you don't like the feel of a cold nose or a wet tongue,
don't come inside-because DOGS live here.

If you don't want to step over many scattered toys,
don't come inside-because DOGS live here.

If you think that a home ought to smell like perfume,
don't come inside-because DOGS live here.

But if you don't mind all this, you will instantly be loved when
you do come inside-because DOGS live here.

David Lester-Humane Society Volunteer