The Doggie Humor Collection

Upgrade Your Dog


Having problems with your current dog??

Here is your chance to upgrade!

Are you experiencing too many reserves and 2nd places to inferior animals in the dog show ring?

In the obedience ring, does your dog forget her/his own name?

Well, this simple chain letter is meant to bring relief and happiness to you. Unlike most chain letters, it doesn't cost money.

Simply send a copy of this letter to six other dog owners who are dissatisfied with the way their dogs are working and showing.

Also, bundle up your dog and send him/her to the dog owner at the top of this list and add your name to the bottom of the list. Do not use a return address or the

post office may try to contact you.

In one week you will receive 16,436 dogs and one of them should be a real winner. Have faith in this letter and do not break the chain.

One owner broke the chain and got her own dog back.

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