I hate dachshunds when it rains
that's when they become such a pain!
With a leg up on the wall, and a puddle in the hall,
Oh, I hate dachshunds when it rains.
I whine over dachshunds when it's wet
Trade 'em for a cat on a bet
There's a new stain on the couch
If you're not peeing, you're a slouch!
Oh, I whine over dachshunds when it's wet.
I detest dachshunds in the damp
Want to stop that peeing with a clamp
There is pooh on the floor
But will they go outside the door?
Oh, I detest dachshunds in the damp.
I cry over dachshunds in the cold
Constant urination's getting old
'Stead of a log upon the fire
Throw ol' Frodo on the pyre
Oh, I cry over dachshunds in the cold.
Have to end now and clean up the most recent puddle. Special at this
weeks AAP: 2 dachshunds for $10!
